Every Hour Will be a Happy Hour With These Beverages.

Here are some good drinks to make at the next Bachelor Party or Bachelorette Party. Remember the color coding:

First the classics:

• Beer - Only two types are acceptable, the cheapest crap you can find (no more expensive than budweiser) or the grooms absolute favorite. Be warned however, that expensive microbrews can have an adverse "filling" effect that will prevent everyone from getting completely clocked.
• Bourbon (whiskey, scotch etc.) - A good bottle of bourbon is a must, twenty five bucks will go a long way here. No less than Makers Mark is acceptable unless the groom owns a Harley-Davidson then you almost have to go with Jack Daniels.
• Tequilla - Sooner or later everyone has a bad experience with tequilla and from that point on cannot stand it. For me, that point hasn't arrived (I'm 29) so our romance continues and will do so at my bachelor party.

Mixed Drinks With Appropriate Names:

Altoids Blowjob

1 oz. Kahlua

1/2 oz. peppermint schnapps

1 1/2 oz. cream

Top with whipped cream

serve in shot glass

 

Banana Daiquiri

4 parts light rum

1 part white creme de cacao

1 part banana liqueur

1 sliced banana

blend, serve in exotic glass

straw

 

Between The Sheets

1 oz. brandy

1 oz. triple sec

1 oz. light rum

shake, strain into cocktail glass

 

Birth Control

1 1/2 oz. rye whiskey

1 1/2 oz. gin

serve in lowball glass

 

Blow Job

1 oz. Kahlua

top with whipped cream

serve in shot glass

with no hands, grab the shotglass with your mouth, tilt

your head back and swallow. Be careful the glass shatters

easily. (it has happened, really)

 

Comfortable Screw

1 oz. vodka

3/4 oz. Southern Comfort

fill with orange juice

serve in highball glass

 

Creamy Bush

1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

1 1/2 oz. irish whiskey

serve in shot glass

 

Flaming Orgasm

12 oz. lager in beer mug

1 1/2 oz. 151 rum

flame the 151 rum,

drop it in the beer,

and chug it down

 

Flying Fuck

1 1/2 oz. Sambuca

1 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels

serve in lowball glass

 

Fuzzy Dick

1 part Kahlua

1 part Grand Marnier

fill with coffee; top with whip

cream; serve in coffee glass

 

Fuzzy Navel

1 1/2 oz. peach schnapps

fill with orange juice

stir in highball glass

 

Fuzzy Screw

3/4 oz. vodka

3/4 oz. peach schnapps

fill with orange juice

stir in highball glass

 

Get Laid

1 oz. vodka

3/4 oz. raspberry schnapps

fill with pineapple juice

splash of cranberry juice

stir in highball glass

 

Hairy Virgin

2 parts light rum

1 part triple sec

2 parts pineapple juice

blend, serve in exotic glass

cherry

 

Hot Irish Nut

1 part Bailey's Irish Cream

1 part Frangelico

(1 part amaretto optional)

coffee

serve in coffee mug

 

Long Island Iced Tea #1

1/2 oz. vodka

1/2 oz. triple sec

1/2 oz. light rum

1/2 oz. gin

1/2 oz. tequila

1 oz. sour mix

splash of orange juice

splash of coke

shake, strain into soda glass

lemon wedge

straw

 

Long Island Ice Tea #2

1 1/2 oz. vodka

1 1/2 oz. light rum

1 1/2 oz. triple sec

3/4 oz. gin

1/2 oz. melon liqueur

1/2 oz. sour mix

mix in a highball glass over ice

 

Orgasm #1 (Screaming)

2 oz. vodka (screamer)

2 oz. amaretto

2 oz. kahlua

2 oz. light cream

shake, strain into lowball glass.

remove vodka for regular

orgasm.

 

Orgasm #2

2 oz. Grand Marnier

2 oz. Kahlua

2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

shake, strain into highball glass

 

Orgasm #3

2 oz. Drambuie

2 oz. Brandy

2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

shake, strain into highball glass

 

Pop The Cherry

2 oz. cherry brandy

fill with orange juice

stir in highball glass

cherry and orange slice

 

Sex

1 1/2 oz. Kahlua

1 1/2 oz. Grand Marnier

serve in lowball glass

 

Sex Machine

1 1/2 oz. Kahlua

1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

milk

serve in lowball glass

 

Sex On The Beach #1

1 oz. vodka

3/4 oz. peach schnapps

1/2 full cranberry juice

1/2 full pineapple juice

stir in highball glass

 

Sex On the Beach #2

1 part cream de cassis

1 part melon liqueur

1 part pineapple juice

1 part vodka

stir in highball glass

 

Sit On My Face

1 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

1 oz. Frangelico

1 oz. Kahlua

serve in shot glass

 

Slippery Nipple

1 1/2 oz. Sambuca

1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

serve in lowball glass

 

Slow Comfortable Screw

3/4 oz. vodka

1/2 oz. sloe gin

1/2 oz. Southern Comfort

fill with orange juice

serve in highball glass

 

Slow Comfortable Screw Against The Wall

1/2 oz. vodka

1/2 oz. sloe gin

1/2 oz. Southern Comfort

fill with orange juice

splash of galliano

serve in highball glass

 

Slow Screw

1 oz. vodka

1 oz. sloe gin

fill with orange juice

serve in highball glass

 

Strawberry Stripper

1 1/2 oz. strawberry schnapps

1 1/2 oz. triple sec

fill with orange juice

serve in highball glass

 

Tasty Orgasm

1 1/2 oz. peppermint schnapps

1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

serve in shot glass

 

Tight Snatch

1 1/2 oz. light rum

1 oz. peach schnapps

fill with pineapple juice

stir in highball glass

 

Virgin

1 1/2 oz. gin

1/2 oz. white creme de menthe

1 oz. forbidden fruit

shake, strain into highball glass